Literature
Rose Petals
"So." The definitive ring in his voice caused her to stir.
"So." She attested.
There was a pause. Then he made a motion with his hand, as if closed on a Jack in the box handle attached to her head.
A little flustered, "What?"
"Tell me about yourself."
“Uh, what do you want to know?”
“Anything.”
"Um... I used to have a growth on my lip."
"Wait, what?"
"Yeah, I was born with it. Had surgery on it two different times."
"I was born with a growth on my balls."
She smacked his arm, "Jackass."
"Well who the hell opens with that?"
"I don't know! You can't just ask a person to spew shit about themselves!"
"So you
